Fucking fuck, Bethesda…

Starting to pick up New Vegas again. Made a new character, he’s a sharpshooter and a survivalist named Hobart. First time I decided to shoot a crow, I’m like LOLOLOL 1XP. But I shot it, and completed a challenge about killing things with guns. Then I leveled up. From shooting. A fucking. Crow. Also, with high enough Strength, you kill mantis nymphs just by walking on them. So I stepped on one. It was a critical hit. It showed me lightly treading on a baby praying mantis in slowmo. It was very dramatic. I now remember why I hate Bethesda, and love all their games.

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  1. edenechoesinmyhead reblogged this from savannahspurplepetmonster and added:
    ITS BECAUSE BECAUSE SERIOUSLY SLOWMO OVER DRAMATIC DEATH. BECAUSE I WALKED ON IT GAAAAAAAAAAAAhh.
  2. savannahspurplepetmonster reblogged this from edenechoesinmyhead and added:
    Holy sweet Jesus. I have to try this. I don’t understand why you complain about this ridiculously convenient discovery.
  3. go-go-powdergangers reblogged this from edenechoesinmyhead and added:
    IT’S NOT BETHESDA IT’S OBSIDIAN OKAY BYE
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